Seriously, how come prosecutors can do everything wrong trying to get (possibly) innocent people in jail and only get a stern talking to? Admonishment?! I got a worse punishment than that when I got a B in grade school.
The North Carolina bar filed ethics charges Thursday against the prosecutor in the Duke lacrosse case, accusing him of saying misleading or inflammatory things to the news media about the athletes under suspicion.
The punishment for ethics violations can range from admonishment to disbarment.
This story from funreports.com is hopefully true but probably not…
These days thieves are becoming so sophisticated that their creativity spreads fear. Some of them have already designed special electronic scanners that can break car alarm codes; others have used cranes to drag away vehicles. But the most impressive theft took place in Moscow not very long ago. The crime was performed with such eloquence that even the victims themselves could not help expressing their admiration, Moskovskiy Komsomolets reports.
Here is how the stealing was performed – one hot afternoon the Balashikh beach on the Moscow-River shore received special visitors: three extremely attractive girls in an SUV. They got out of the car, approached the water and… took off all their clothes. Then the hotties began splashing near the shore, laughing and capturing everyone’s attention.
On top of that the witnesses claimed that the girls even gave a minor lesbian show and started playfully washing each other, which was met with high approval and wild excitement by the male observers.
While these naked women with sexy bodies gathered around themselves a crowd of admirers, a group of thieves approached the fans’ abandoned cars. Within some fifteen minutes ten cars were robbed clean and four very expensive ones were stolen! As for the three nymphs, after completing their show they quickly got into their car and disappeared in some unknown direction. Currently both the cars and the performers are being sought by the police. However, the investigators say that it would be very hard to prove the girls’ fault. After all, they were simply bathing…
Slashdot is even more biased than Fox News. This front-page article describes how Microsoft giving out some laptops to bloggers for review is “bribery” and “immoral”. http://slashdot.org/articles/06/12/27/1423234.shtml
[Disclaimer: I work for Microsoft. That doesn’t mean I drink the Koolaid though.]
The Washington Wizards guard, who used to say “hibachi” when his jump shot was in mid-flight, has started saying something different since his 60-point game in a 147-141 overtime victory against the Los Angeles Lakers last week.”Ever since Kobe [Bryant] said I was lucky, I say ‘quality shots,’” Arenas told the Washington Post on Saturday. “Maybe Kobe would say that was luck. It’s luck when you score 30 or 40, but luck can’t get you 50 or 60. Every game before the game, I make 10 3s from 10 spots on the court. That’s 100 3s.”
Hey Girl, I got something real important to give you
So just sit down and listen…
Girl you know we’ve been together
such a long long time (such a long time)
Now I’m ready
to lay it on the line
Well you know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind
My gift’s real special so take off the top
Take a look inside - it’s my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
that sort of gift don’t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl you gotta know you’re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house I nthe hills,
A girl like you need something real
Wanna get you something from the heart,
something special girl
It’s my dick in a box
My dick in a box girl
It’s my dick in a box
Ooooh, my dick in a box
See I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs giving
and I’ve got just the one
Something to show you that you’re second to none
So all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It’s easy to do just follow these steps
One – cut a hole in a box
Two – put your junk in that box
Three – make her open that box
And that’s the way you do it
It’s my dick in a box
My dick in a box, girl
It’s my dick in a box
My dick in a box, girl
Christmas – dick in a box
Hanukah - dick in a box
Kwanzaa – a dick in a box
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Over at your parents house, a dick in a box
Middday at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Yeah a wah wah wah wah wah
My dick in a box
(fade out)
Rape charges have been dropped. No matter what really happens in the long run. The true crime is that Mike Nifong is still in office and not in jail.
“DURHAM, N.C. — The district attorney dropped rape charges Friday against three former Duke University lacrosse players after the stripper who accused them changed her story again. But the men still face kidnapping and sex charges that could bring more than 30 years in prison.
A lawyer for one of the athletes bitterly demanded that District Attorney Mike Nifong drop the remaining counts, accusing him of offering shifting theories of the crime in an attempt to win the case at any cost.” — ESPN.com
