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…so apparently we don’t completely suck…this was definitely the best game we’ve ever played…

“QUALITY SHOTS!”

Gilbert Arenas has a new mantra.

The Washington Wizards guard, who used to say “hibachi” when his jump shot was in mid-flight, has started saying something different since his 60-point game in a 147-141 overtime victory against the Los Angeles Lakers last week.”Ever since Kobe [Bryant] said I was lucky, I say ‘quality shots,’” Arenas told the Washington Post on Saturday. “Maybe Kobe would say that was luck. It’s luck when you score 30 or 40, but luck can’t get you 50 or 60. Every game before the game, I make 10 3s from 10 spots on the court. That’s 100 3s.”

They’ve got these at Busted Tees…get yours while they’re hot…all the cool kids are doing it…

Hey Girl, I got something real important to give you
So just sit down and listen…

Girl you know we’ve been together
such a long long time (such a long time)
Now I’m ready
to lay it on the line

Well you know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind

My gift’s real special so take off the top
Take a look inside - it’s my dick in a box

Not gonna get you a diamond ring
that sort of gift don’t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl you gotta know you’re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house I nthe hills,
A girl like you need something real
Wanna get you something from the heart,
something special girl

It’s my dick in a box
My dick in a box girl
It’s my dick in a box
Ooooh, my dick in a box

See I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs giving
and I’ve got just the one
Something to show you that you’re second to none
So all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It’s easy to do just follow these steps

One – cut a hole in a box
Two – put your junk in that box
Three – make her open that box
And that’s the way you do it

It’s my dick in a box
My dick in a box, girl
It’s my dick in a box
My dick in a box, girl

Christmas – dick in a box
Hanukah - dick in a box
Kwanzaa – a dick in a box

Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Over at your parents house, a dick in a box
Middday at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Yeah a wah wah wah wah wah
My dick in a box
(fade out)

Rape charges have been dropped. No matter what really happens in the long run. The true crime is that Mike Nifong is still in office and not in jail.

“DURHAM, N.C. — The district attorney dropped rape charges Friday against three former Duke University lacrosse players after the stripper who accused them changed her story again. But the men still face kidnapping and sex charges that could bring more than 30 years in prison.

A lawyer for one of the athletes bitterly demanded that District Attorney Mike Nifong drop the remaining counts, accusing him of offering shifting theories of the crime in an attempt to win the case at any cost.” — ESPN.com

Notice the striking similarity? This is most likely the result of Scott Bakula leaping to a parallel universe where he can play basketball.

*Runner fails gender test, loses medal*

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061218/ap_on_sp_ot/run_failed_gender_test

i just have two questions
1. not sure what is worse, looking like a girl or losing to one…
2. are gender tests typical in all track meets?

the way Carmelo punches and then runs away they might want to check him…

Apparently, George doesn’t believe in clicking the check spelling button.  As you can see in the post below…

yall see that fight?

nate rob is to blame…but he reminds of me of charlie and myself.  gaslione.  fire starters.  warriors.

i really wanted carmelo to punch him…

We all know that Stuart Scott has a huge bias towards the Tar Heels, and I can accept that. What I don’t understand is why Jay Bilas, a former Duke player, seems to have an anti-Duke bias on ESPN. It is a good professional move to appear to be unbiased, but Bilas takes it too far by repeatedly failing to give Duke credit where credit is due. The latest example of this anti-bias is this week’s Power 16 poll, in which Bilas leaves Duke completely out of his top 16 despite our number 6 national ranking (admittedly a bit inflated). We may not be deserving of a top 6 ranking, but I find it hard to believe that we are worse than Oklahoma State, Oregon, or even MARYLAND, his number 11 team (are you kidding me?! They dropped out of the AP Top 25 and the Coaches Poll this week!). Jay is a solid analyst, but it is getting harder and harder to take his opinions regarding his alma mater seriously.

Source: ESPN’s Power 16: Expert Lists, Dec. 14